sputters

that's the final version of Bernardo: A Prelude (special thanks to tHe AraChne for edits).

its the first of a planned 3-part retelling of the Bernardo Carpio legend that most of us know.


for those who have no idea who the f**k is he, just double click on the internet browser>go google.com or yahoo.com or any other search portal> and type bernardo carpio on the space provided and> hit search (taken from page 4 paragraph 3 of "The Complete Bobo's Guide to the Internet")

it's a bit long, and yes i know that most of us get intimidated by words longer than 2 syllables but since you're here reading this sputter (more incomprehensible version of a rant) then you might as well consider reading the one which i actually used my mind writing.

comments, suggestions, violent reactions, flames, Kame-Hame waves, Death Threats, Fire Jutsus, Laguna Blades, Impale, Voodoo, or anything (yes even compliments) are openly accepted. Just know that karma is a two way process.

and oh, before i forget...

anything that you read in this blog is just a figment of my balitangag (aklanon for twisted) mind. any similarities to whomever, whatever, wherever you know which may have disturbed you.... is your problem not mine.

iv'e said my piece. gudnyt. >.<